41.
Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
42.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
43.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
44.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
45.
I’ll be back before you can pronounce uoghiodthsgzubeioejzeor
46.
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
47.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
48.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station....
49.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
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