Best Whatsapp Status Ideas P2

11. 

If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it

12. 

If I was meant to be controlled, I would have came with a remote.

13. 

Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed.

14. 

I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

15. 

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

16. 

Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.

17. 

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

18. 

I love my six packs so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.

19. 

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED!

20. 

I don’t know what makes you so dumb, But it really works.
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